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#541I didn't like the play, but I saw it under adverse conditions. The curtain
was up.
#542I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong time to talk
and says the wrong things. Talking's something you can't do judiciously,
unless you keep in practice. Now, sir, we'll talk if you like. I'll tell
you right out, I'm a man who likes talking to a man who likes to talk.
-- Sidney Greenstreet, "The Maltese Falcon"
#543I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley
#544I dread success. To have succeeded is to have finished one's business on
earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment he has
succeeded in his courtship. I like a state of continual becoming, with a
goal in front and not behind.
-- George Bernard Shaw
#545I had another dream the other day about music critics. They were small
and rodent-like with padlocked ears, as if they had stepped out of a
painting by Goya.
-- Stravinsky
#546I have a very strange feeling about this...
-- Luke Skywalker
#547"I have come up with a sure-fire concept for a hit television show,
which would be called `A Live Celebrity Gets Eaten by a Shark'."
-- Dave Barry, "The Wonders of Sharks on TV"
#548I have had my television aerials removed. It's the moral equivalent
of a prostate operation.
-- Malcolm Muggeridge
#549I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your whole ____BODY!
-- from "Cerebus" #82
#550I knew her before she was a virgin.
-- Oscar Levant, on Doris Day
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