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#801There's something the technicians need to learn from the artists.
If it isn't aesthetically pleasing, it's probably wrong.
#802There's such a thing as too much point on a pencil.
-- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow"
#803They can't stop us... we're on a mission from God!
-- The Blues Brothers
#804... TheysaidDoyouseethebiggreenglowinthedarkhouseuponthehill?andIsaidYesIsee
thebiggreenglowinthedarkhouseuponthehillTheresabigdarkforestbetweenmeandthe
biggreenglowinthedarkhouseuponthehillandalittleoldladyridingonaHoovervacuum
cleanersayingIllgetyoumyprettyandyourlittledogTototoo ...

I don't even *HAVE* a dog Toto...
#805This door is baroquen, please wiggle Handel.
(If I wiggle Handel, will it wiggle Bach?)
-- Found on a door in the MSU music building
#806This is Jim Rockford.
At the tone leave your name and message; I'll get back to you.

This is Maria, Liberty Bail Bonds. Your client, Todd Lieman, skipped and
his bail is forfeit. That's the pink slip on your '74 Firebird, I believe.
Sorry, Jim, bring it on over.

This is Marilyn Reed, I wanta talk to you... Is this a machine? I don't
talk to machines! [Click]
-- "The Rockford Files"
#807This is the ____LAST time I take travel suggestions from Ray Bradbury!
#808This is the Baron. Angel Martin tells me you buy information. Ok,
meet me at one a.m. behind the bus depot, bring five-hundred dollars
and come alone. I'm serious!
-- "The Rockford Files"
#809This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but to be hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker
#810This unit... must... survive.
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