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| #2501 | | You have a massage (from the Swedish prime minister).
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| #2502 | | You have a message from the operator.
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| #2503 | | You have a tendency to feel you are superior to most computers.
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| #2504 | | You have acquired a scroll entitled 'irk gleknow mizk'(n).--More--
This is an IBM Manual scroll.--More--
You are permanently confused.
-- Dave Decot
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| #2505 | | You have junk mail.
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| #2506 | | You have mail.
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| #2507 | | You know you've been sitting in front of your Lisp machine too long
when you go out to the junk food machine and start wondering how to
make it give you the CADR of Item H so you can get that yummie
chocolate cupcake that's stuck behind the disgusting vanilla one.
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| #2508 | | You know you've been spending too much time on the computer when your
friend misdates a check, and you suggest adding a "++" to fix it.
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| #2509 | | You know, Callahan's is a peaceable bar, but if you ask that dog what his
favorite formatter is, and he says "roff! roff!", well, I'll just have to...
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| #2510 | | You might have mail.
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