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#1651BLISS is ignorance.
#1652Both models are identical in performance, functional operation, and
interface circuit details. The two models, however, are not compatible
on the same communications line connection.
-- Bell System Technical Reference
#1653Brace yourselves. We're about to try something that borders on the unique:
an actually rather serious technical book which is not only (gasp) vehemently
anti-Solemn, but also (shudder) takes sides. I tend to think of it as
`Constructive Snottiness.'
-- Mike Padlipsky, "Elements of Networking Style"
#1654Brain fried -- Core dumped
#1655Breadth-first search is the bulldozer of science.
-- Randy Goebel
#1656 Brian Kernighan has an automobile which he helped design.
Unlike most automobiles, it has neither speedometer, nor gas gauge, nor
any of the numerous idiot lights which plague the modern driver.
Rather, if the driver makes any mistake, a giant "?" lights up in the
center of the dashboard. "The experienced driver", he says, "will
usually know what's wrong."
#1657Bringing computers into the home won't change either one, but may
revitalize the corner saloon.
#1658Build a system that even a fool can use and only a fool will want to use it.
#1659Building translators is good clean fun.
-- T. Cheatham
#1660Bus error -- driver executed.
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