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| #2071 | | Our informal mission is to improve the love life of operators worldwide. -- Peter Behrendt, president of Exabyte
| | #2072 | | Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name. Thy programs run, thy syscalls done, In kernel as it is in user!
| | #2073 | | Over the shoulder supervision is more a need of the manager than the programming task.
| | #2074 | | Overall, the philosophy is to attack the availability problem from two complementary directions: to reduce the number of software errors through rigorous testing of running systems, and to reduce the effect of the remaining errors by providing for recovery from them. An interesting footnote to this design is that now a system failure can usually be considered to be the result of two program errors: the first, in the program that started the problem; the second, in the recovery routine that could not protect the system. -- A.L. Scherr, "Functional Structure of IBM Virtual Storage Operating Systems, Part II: OS/VS-2 Concepts and Philosophies," IBM Systems Journal, Vol. 12, No. 4.
| | #2075 | | Overconfidence breeds error when we take for granted that the game will continue on its normal course; when we fail to provide for an unusually powerful resource -- a check, a sacrifice, a stalemate. Afterwards the victim may wail, `But who could have dreamt of such an idiotic-looking move?' -- Fred Reinfeld, "The Complete Chess Course"
| | #2076 | | Overflow on /dev/null, please empty the bit bucket.
| | #2077 | | Overload -- core meltdown sequence initiated.
| | #2078 | | panic: can't find /
| | #2079 | | panic: kernel segmentation violation. core dumped (only kidding)
| | #2080 | | panic: kernel trap (ignored)
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