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#2351Thus spake the master programmer:
"Let the programmers be many and the managers few -- then all will
be productive."
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"
#2352Thus spake the master programmer:
"Though a program be but three lines long, someday it will have to
be maintained."
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"
#2353Thus spake the master programmer:
"Time for you to leave."
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"
#2354Thus spake the master programmer:
"When a program is being tested, it is too late to make design changes."
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"
#2355Thus spake the master programmer:
"When you have learned to snatch the error code from
the trap frame, it will be time for you to leave."
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"
#2356Thus spake the master programmer:
"Without the wind, the grass does not move. Without software,
hardware is useless."
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"
#2357Thus spake the master programmer:
"You can demonstrate a program for a corporate executive, but you
can't make him computer literate."
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"
#2358Time sharing: The use of many people by the computer.
#2359Time-sharing is the junk-mail part of the computer business.
-- H.R.J. Grosch (attributed)
#2360To be a kind of moral Unix, he touched the hem of Nature's shift.
-- Shelley
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