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| #2716 | | People think my friend George is weird because he wears sideburns...behind his
ears. I think he's weird because he wears false teeth...with braces on them.
-- Steven Wright
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| #2717 | | My brother sent me a postcard the other day with this big sattelite photo of
the entire earth on it. On the back it said: "Wish you were here".
-- Steven Wright
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| #2718 | | You can't have everything... where would you put it?
-- Steven Wright
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| #2719 | | I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and
4 people died.
-- Steven Wright
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| #2720 | | You know that feeling when you're leaning back on a stool and it starts to tip
over? Well, that's how I feel all the time.
-- Steven Wright
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| #2721 | | I came home the other night and tried to open the door with my car keys...and
the building started up. So I took it out for a drive. A cop pulled me over
for speeding. He asked me where I live... "Right here".
-- Steven Wright
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| #2722 | | "Live or die, I'll make a million."
-- Reebus Kneebus, before his jump to the center of the earth, Firesign Theater
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| #2723 | | The typical page layout program is nothing more than an electronic
light table for cutting and pasting documents.
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| #2724 | | There are bugs and then there are bugs. And then there are bugs.
-- Karl Lehenbauer
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| #2725 | | My computer can beat up your computer.
- Karl Lehenbauer
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