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#2826Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly.
- Henry Spencer, University of Toronto Unix hack
#2827"You know why there are so few sophisticated computer terrorists in the United
States? Because your hackers have so much mobility into the establishment.
Here, there is no such mobility. If you have the slightest bit of intellectual
integrity you cannot support the government.... That's why the best computer
minds belong to the opposition."
- an anonymous member of the outlawed Polish trade union, Solidarity
#2828"Every Solidarity center had piles and piles of paper .... everyone was
eating paper and a policeman was at the door. Now all you have to do is
bend a disk."
- an anonymous member of the outlawed Polish trade union, Solidarity,
commenting on the benefits of using computers in support of their movement
#2829Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
- Mark Twain
#2830The sooner all the animals are extinct, the sooner we'll find their money.
- Ed Bluestone
#2831He's dead, Jim.
#2832New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.
- David Letterman
#2833You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.
- Al Capone
#2834The fountain code has been tightened slightly so you can no longer dip objects
into a fountain or drink from one while you are floating in mid-air due to
levitation.

Teleporting to hell via a teleportation trap will no longer occur if the
character does not have fire resistance.

- README file from the NetHack game
#2835Remember, there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
- Frank Zappa
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