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#3026It's great to be smart 'cause then you know stuff.
#3027"Time is money and money can't buy you love and I love your outfit"
- T.H.U.N.D.E.R. #1
#3028"Can't you just gesture hypnotically and make him disappear?"
"It does not work that way. RUN!"
-- Hadji on metaphyics and Mandrake in "Johnny Quest"
#3029"You shouldn't make my toaster angry."
-- Household security explained in "Johnny Quest"
#3030 "Someone's been mean to you! Tell me who it is, so I can punch him tastefully."
-- Ralph Bakshi's Mighty Mouse
#3031"And kids... learn something from Susie and Eddie.
If you think there's a maniacal psycho-geek in the
basement:
1) Don't give him a chance to hit you on the
head with an axe!
2) Flee the premises... even if you're in your
underwear.
3) Warn the neighbors and call the police.
But whatever else you do... DON'T GO DOWN IN THE DAMN BASEMENT!"
-- Saturday Night Live meets Friday the 13th
#3032Victory or defeat!
#3033"Everyone is entitled to an *informed* opinion."
-- Harlan Ellison
#3034"It's curtains for you, Mighty Mouse! This gun is so futuristic that even
*I* don't know how it works!"
-- from Ralph Bakshi's Mighty Mouse
#3035"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."
-- George Carlin
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