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| #3036 | | A university faculty is 500 egotists with a common parking problem.
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| #3037 | | "Daddy, Daddy, make
Santa Claus go away!"
"I can't, son;
he's grown too
powerful."
"HO HO HO!"
-- Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre
|
|
| #3038 | | "If it's not loud, it doesn't work!"
-- Blank Reg, from "Max Headroom"
|
|
| #3039 | | "Remember kids, if there's a loaded gun in the room, be sure that you're the
one holding it"
-- Captain Combat
|
|
| #3040 | | Delta: We never make the same mistake three times. -- David Letterman
|
|
| #3041 | | Delta: A real man lands where he wants to. -- David Letterman
|
|
| #3042 | | Delta: The kids will love our inflatable slides. -- David Letterman
|
|
| #3043 | | Delta: We're Amtrak with wings. -- David Letterman
|
|
| #3044 | | "Where humor is concerned there are no standards -- no one can say what is
good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
|
|
| #3045 | | "Hello again, Peabody here..."
-- Mister Peabody
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