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#3136"Open Channel D..."
-- Napoleon Solo, The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
#3137Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
#3138Support Mental Health. Or I'll kill you.
#3139"The pyramid is opening!"
"Which one?"
"The one with the ever-widening hole in it!"
-- The Firesign Theatre
#3140"Calling J-Man Kink. Calling J-Man Kink. Hash missile sighted, target
Los Angeles. Disregard personal feelings about city and intercept."
-- The Firesign Theatre movie, _J-Men Forever_
#3141"My sense of purpose is gone! I have no idea who I AM!"
"Oh, my God... You've.. You've turned him into a DEMOCRAT!"
-- Doonesbury
#3142"You are WRONG, you ol' brass-breasted fascist poop!"
-- Bloom County
#3143"Well, if you can't believe what you read in a comic book, what *can*
you believe?!"
-- Bullwinkle J. Moose
#3144"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberrys!"
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
#3145"Take that, you hostile sons-of-bitches!"
-- James Coburn, in the finale of _The_President's_Analyst_
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