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| #3186 | | "Ask not what A Group of Employees can do for you. But ask what can
All Employees do for A Group of Employees."
-- Mike Dennison
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| #3187 | | One evening Mr. Rudolph Block, of New York, found himself seated at dinner
alongside Mr. Percival Pollard, the distinguished critic.
"Mr. Pollard," said he, "my book, _The Biography of a Dead Cow_, is
published anonymously, but you can hardly be ignorant of its authorship.
Yet in reviewing it you speak of it as the work of the Idiot of the Century.
Do you think that fair criticism?"
"I am very sorry, sir," replied the critic, amiably, "but it did not
occur to me that you really might not wish the public to know who wrote it."
-- Ambrose Bierce
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| #3188 | | Many aligators will be slain,
but the swamp will remain.
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| #3189 | | What the gods would destroy they first submit to an IEEE standards committee.
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| #3190 | | This is now. Later is later.
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| #3191 | | "I will make no bargains with terrorist hardware."
-- Peter da Silva
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| #3192 | | "If I do not return to the pulpit this weekend, millions of people will go
to hell."
-- Jimmy Swaggart, 5/20/88
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| #3193 | | "Dump the condiments. If we are to be eaten, we don't need to taste good."
-- "Visionaries" cartoon
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| #3194 | | "Aww, if you make me cry anymore, you'll fog up my helmet."
-- "Visionaries" cartoon
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| #3195 | | I don't want to be young again, I just don't want to get any older.
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