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#3286Semper Fi, dude.
#3287Excitement and danger await your induction to tracer duty! As a tracer,
you must rid the computer networks of slimy, criminal data thieves.
They are tricky and the action gets tough, so watch out! Utilizing all
your skills, you'll either get your man or you'll get burned!
-- advertising for the computer game "Tracers"
#3288"An entire fraternity of strapping Wall-Street-bound youth. Hell - this
is going to be a blood bath!"
-- Post Bros. Comics
#3289"Neighbors!! We got neighbors! We ain't supposed to have any neighbors, and
I just had to shoot one."
-- Post Bros. Comics
#3290"Gotcha, you snot-necked weenies!"
-- Post Bros. Comics
#3291interlard - vt., to intersperse; diversify
-- Webster's New World Dictionary Of The American Language
#3292"Everybody is talking about the weather but nobody does anything about it."
-- Mark Twain
#3293"How many teamsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
"FIFTEEN!! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?"
#3294"If you weren't my teacher, I'd think you just deleted all my files."
-- an anonymous UCB CS student, to an instructor who had typed "rm -i *" to
get rid of a file named "-f" on a Unix system.
#3295"The hottest places in Hell are reserved for those who, in times of moral
crisis, preserved their neutrality."
-- Dante
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