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#3366"Engineering without management is art."
-- Jeff Johnson
#3367"I'm not a god, I was misquoted."
-- Lister, Red Dwarf
#3368Brain off-line, please wait.
#3369--
-- uunet!sugar!karl | "We've been following your progress with considerable
-- karl@sugar.uu.net | interest, not to say contempt." -- Zaphod Beeblebrox IV
-- Usenet BBS (713) 438-5018



th-th-th-th-That's all, folks!

----------- cut here, don't forget to strip junk at the end, too -------------
"Psychoanalysis?? I thought this was a nude rap session!!!"
-- Zippy
#3370Are you having fun yet?
#3371"The vast majority of successful major crimes against property are
perpetrated by individuals abusing positions of trust."
-- Lawrence Dalzell
#3372"Perhaps I am flogging a straw herring in mid-stream, but in the light of
what is known about the ubiquity of security vulnerabilities, it seems vastly
too dangerous for university folks to run with their heads in the sand."
-- Peter G. Neumann, RISKS moderator, about the Internet virus
#3373"Seed me, Seymour"
-- a random number generator meets the big green mother from outer space
#3374"Buy land. They've stopped making it."
-- Mark Twain
#3375"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."
-- Dave Bowman, 2001
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