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| #3698 | | Air Force Inertia Axiom:
Consistency is always easier to defend than correctness.
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| #3699 | | air, n.:
A nutritious substance supplied by a bountiful Providence for the
fattening of the poor.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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| #3700 | | Alaska:
A prelude to "No."
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| #3701 | | Albrecht's Law:
Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well-being.
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| #3702 | | Alden's Laws:
(1) Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause
of pregnancy.
(2) Always be backlit.
(3) Sit down whenever possible.
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| #3703 | | algorithm, n.:
Trendy dance for hip programmers.
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| #3704 | | alimony, n:
Having an ex you can bank on.
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| #3705 | | All new:
Parts not interchangeable with previous model.
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| #3706 | | Allen's Axiom:
When all else fails, read the instructions.
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| #3707 | | Alliance, n.:
In international politics, the union of two thieves who have
their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pocket that they cannot
separately plunder a third.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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