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#4148It is fruitless:
to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lactate fluid.

to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with
innovative maneuvers.
#4149"It's in process":
So wrapped up in red tape that the situation is almost hopeless.
#4150italic, adj:
Slanted to the right to emphasize key phrases. Unique to
Western alphabets; in Eastern languages, the same phrases
are often slanted to the left.
#4151Jacquin's Postulate on Democratic Government:
No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the
legislature is in session.
#4152Jenkinson's Law:
It won't work.
#4153Jim Nasium's Law:
In a large locker room with hundreds of lockers, the few people
using the facility at any one time will all have lockers next to
each other so that everybody is cramped.
#4154job interview, n.:
The excruciating process during which personnel officers
separate the wheat from the chaff -- then hire the chaff.
#4155job Placement, n.:
Telling your boss what he can do with your job.
#4156jogger, n.:
An odd sort of person with a thing for pain.
#4157Johnny Carson's Definition:
The smallest interval of time known to man is that which occurs
in Manhattan between the traffic signal turning green and the
taxi driver behind you blowing his horn.
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