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#4358paranoia, n.:
A healthy understanding of the way the universe works.
#4359Pardo's First Postulate:
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

Arnold's Addendum:
Everything else causes cancer in rats.
#4360Parkinson's Fifth Law:
If there is a way to delay in important decision, the good
bureaucracy, public or private, will find it.
#4361Parkinson's Fourth Law:
The number of people in any working group tends to increase
regardless of the amount of work to be done.
#4362party, n.:
A gathering where you meet people who drink
so much you can't even remember their names.
#4363Pascal Users:
The Pascal system will be replaced next Tuesday by Cobol.
Please modify your programs accordingly.
#4364Pascal Users:
To show respect for the 313th anniversary (tomorrow) of the
death of Blaise Pascal, your programs will be run at half speed.
#4365Pascal:
A programming language named after a man who would turn over
in his grave if he knew about it.
-- Datamation, January 15, 1984
#4366Password:
#4367Patageometry, n.:
The study of those mathematical properties that are invariant
under brain transplants.
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