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| #4368 | | patent:
A method of publicizing inventions so others can copy them.
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| #4369 | | Paul's Law:
In America, it's not how much an item costs, it's how much you save.
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| #4370 | | Paul's Law:
You can't fall off the floor.
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| #4371 | | paycheck:
The weekly $5.27 that remains after deductions for federal
withholding, state withholding, city withholding, FICA,
medical/dental, long-term disability, unemployment insurance,
Christmas Club, and payroll savings plan contributions.
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| #4372 | | Peace, n.:
In international affairs, a period of cheating between two
periods of fighting.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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| #4373 | | Pecor's Health-Food Principle:
Never eat rutabaga on any day of the week that has a "y" in it.
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| #4374 | | Pedaeration, n.:
The perfect body heat achieved by having one leg under the
sheet and one hanging off the edge of the bed.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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| #4375 | | pediddel:
A car with only one working headlight.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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| #4376 | | Peers's Law:
The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem.
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| #4377 | | Penguin Trivia #46:
Animals who are not penguins can only wish they were.
-- Chicago Reader 10/15/82
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