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#5196Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
-- Judy Garland, "Wizard of Oz"
#5197Tourists -- have some fun with New York's hard-boiled cabbies. When you
get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitch-hiking."
-- David Letterman
#5198Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
-- David Letterman
#5199Traveling through New England, a motorist stopped for gas in a tiny village.
"What's this place called?" he asked the station attendant.
"All depends," the native drawled. "Do you mean by them that has
to live in this dad-blamed, moth-eaten, dust-covered, one-hoss dump, or
by them that's merely enjoying its quaint and picturesque rustic charms
for a short spell?"
#5200Visit beautiful Vergas, Minnesota.
#5201Visit beautiful Wisconsin Dells.
#5202Visit[1] the beautiful Smoky Mountains!

[1] visit, v.:
Come for a week, spend too much money and pay lots of hidden taxes,
then leave. We'll be happy to see your money again next year.
You can save time by simply sending the money, if you're too busy.
#5203We don't care how they do it in New York.
#5204Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the men are strong, the women are pretty,
and the children are above-average.
-- Garrison Keillor
#5205What kind of sordid business are you on now? I mean, man, whither
goest thou? Whither goest thou, America, in thy shiny car in the night?
-- Jack Kerouac
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