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| #5368 | | The only thing better than love is milk.
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| #5369 | | The reason it's called "Grape Nuts" is that it contains "dextrose", which is
also sometimes called "grape sugar," and also because "Grape Nuts" is
catchier, in terms of marketing, than "A Cross Between Gerbil Food and
Gravel," which is what it tastes like.
-- Dave Barry, "Tips for Writer's"
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| #5370 | | The scene: in a vast, painted desert, a cowboy faces his horse.
Cowboy: "Well, you've been a pretty good hoss, I guess. Hardworkin'.
Not the fastest critter I ever come acrost, but..."
Horse: "No, stupid, not feed*back*. I said I wanted a feed*bag*.
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| #5371 | | The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later
you're hungry again.
-- George Miller
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| #5372 | | The way to a man's stomach is through his esophagus.
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| #5373 | | There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be
offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a
series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of
food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection
increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the
affection IS the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no
circumstances can the food be omitted.
-- Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behaviour
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| #5374 | | There are times when truth is stranger than fiction and lunch time is one
of them.
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| #5375 | | There are twenty-five people left in the world, and twenty-seven of
them are hamburgers.
-- Ed Sanders
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| #5376 | | There is more simplicity in the man who eats caviar on impulse than in the
man who eats Grape-Nuts on principle.
-- G.K. Chesterton
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| #5377 | | There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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