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#5278I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the
time I found out that M&Ms really DO melt in your hand.
-- Peter Oakley
#5279I don't care for the Sugar Smacks commercial. I don't like the idea of
a frog jumping on my Breakfast.
-- Lowell, Chicago Reader 10/15/82
#5280I don't care where I sit as long as I get fed.
-- Calvin Trillin
#5281I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian
#5282I don't have an eating problem. I eat. I get fat. I buy new clothes.
No problem.
#5283"I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd
eat it, and I just hate it."
-- Clarence Darrow
#5284I have never been one to sacrifice my appetite on the altar of appearance.
-- A.M. Readyhough
#5285I have no doubt that it is a part of the destiny of the human race,
in its gradual improvement, to leave off eating animals.
-- Thoreau
#5286I just ate a whole package of Sweet Tarts and a can of Coke. I think I saw God.
-- B. Hathrume Duk
#5287I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like.
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