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#5696You now have Asian Flu.
#5697You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.
#5698You plan things that you do not even attempt because of your extreme caution.
#5699You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.
#5700You prefer the company of the opposite sex, but are well liked by your own.
#5701You recoil from the crude; you tend naturally toward the exquisite.
#5702You seek to shield those you love and you like the role of the provider.
#5703You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed.
#5704You should emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially
if they are dead.
#5705You should go home.
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