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#5446Be cautious in your daily affairs.
#5447Be cheerful while you are alive.
-- Phathotep, 24th Century B.C.
#5448Be different: conform.
#5449Be free and open and breezy! Enjoy! Things won't get any better so
get used to it.
#5450Be security conscious -- National defense is at stake.
#5451Beauty and harmony are as necessary to you as the very breath of life.
#5452Best of all is never to have been born. Second best is to die soon.
#5453Better hope the life-inspector doesn't come around while you have your
life in such a mess.
#5454Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
#5455Beware of a tall black man with one blond shoe.
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