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#5476Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.
#5477Do nothing unless you must, and when you must act -- hesitate.
#5478Do something unusual today. Pay a bill.
#5479Do what comes naturally. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.
#5480Domestic happiness and faithful friends.
#5481Don't feed the bats tonight.
#5482Don't get stuck in a closet -- wear yourself out.
#5483Don't get to bragging.
#5484Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while.
#5485Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.
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