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| #6263 | | HR 3128. Omnibus Budget Reconciliation, Fiscal 1986. Martin, R-Ill., motion
that the House recede from its disagreement to the Senate amendment making
changes in the bill to reduce fiscal 1986 deficits. The Senate amendment
was an amendment to the House amendment to the Senate amendment to the House
amendment to the Senate amendment to the bill. The original Senate amendment
was the conference agreement on the bill. Agreed to.
-- Albuquerque Journal
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| #6264 | | Humor in th Court:
Q: Do you drink when you're on duty?
A: I don't drink when I'm on duty, unless I come on duty drunk.
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| #6265 | | Humor in the Court:
Q. And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. O.K.? What school do
you go to?
A. Oral.
Q. How old are you?
A. Oral.
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| #6266 | | Humor in the Court:
Q. And who is this person you are speaking of?
A. My ex-widow said it.
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| #6267 | | Humor in the Court:
Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?
A. I refuse to answer that question.
Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?
A. I refuse to answer that question.
Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?
A. No.
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| #6268 | | Humor in the Court:
Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?
A. No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.
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| #6269 | | Humor in the Court:
Q. Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning pursuant to a deposition
notice which I sent to your attorney?
A. No. This is how I dress when I go to work.
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| #6270 | | Humor in the Court:
Q. Mrs. Smith, do you believe that you are emotionally unstable?
A. I should be.
Q. How many times have you comitted suicide?
A. Four times.
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| #6271 | | Humor in the Court:
Q. Officer, what led you to believe the defendant was under the influence?
A. Because he was argumentary and he couldn't pronunciate his words.
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| #6272 | | Humor in the Court:
Q. Were you aquainted with the deceased?
A. Yes, sir.
Q. Before or after he died?
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