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| #6878 | | 94% of the women in America are beautiful and the rest hang out around here.
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| #6879 | | A bachelor is a man who never made the same mistake once.
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| #6880 | | A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out
of a divorce.
-- Don Quinn
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| #6881 | | A bachelor is an unaltared male.
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| #6882 | | A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty
and a boy for ever.
-- Helen Rowland
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| #6883 | | A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot
the horse, but it don't fix the leg.
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| #6884 | | A beautiful man is paradise for the eyes, hell for the soul, and
purgatory for the purse.
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| #6885 | | A beautiful woman is a blessing from Heaven, but a good cigar is a smoke.
-- Kipling
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| #6886 | | A beautiful woman is a picture which drives all beholders nobly mad.
-- Emerson
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| #6887 | | A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance
of turning around three times before lying down.
-- Robert Benchley
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