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#7158 | | Just as I cannot remember any time when I could not read and write, I cannot remember any time when I did not exercise my imagination in daydreams about women. -- George Bernard Shaw
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#7159 | | Kath: Can he be present at the birth of his child? Ed: It's all any reasonable child can expect if the dad is present at the conception. -- Joe Orton, "Entertaining Mr. Sloane"
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#7160 | | Keep a diary and one day it'll keep you. -- Mae West
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#7161 | | Keep women you cannot. Marry them and they come to hate the way you walk across the room; remain their lover, and they jilt you at the end of six months. -- Moore
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#7162 | | Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. -- Benjamin Franklin
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#7163 | | Kissing your hand may make you feel very good, but a diamond and sapphire bracelet lasts for ever. -- Anita Loos, "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes"
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#7164 | | Lady Nancy Astor: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee." Winston Churchill: "Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it."
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#7165 | | Lank: Here we go. We're about to set a new record. Earl: (to the crowd) How about a date? Lank: We've done it. Earl has set a new record. Turned down by 20,000 women. -- Lank and Earl
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#7166 | | Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be tolerated only in race horses and women. -- Lord Kelvin
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#7167 | | Let thy maid servant be faithful, strong, and homely. -- Benjamin Franklin
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