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#7318The mature bohemian is one whose woman works full time.
#7319The most common form of marriage proposal: "YOU'RE WHAT!?"
#7320The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
-- American proverb
#7321The most difficult years of marriage are those following the wedding.
#7322The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union
of a deaf man to a blind woman.
-- Samuel Taylor Coleridge
#7323The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman
is that one of them be good at taking orders.
-- Linda Festa
#7324The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money.
-- Joey Adams, "Cindy and I"
#7325The mother of the year should be a sterilized woman with two adopted children.
-- Paul Ehrlich
#7326The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception a neccessity.
-- Oscar Wilde
#7327The only real argument for marriage is that it remains the best method
for getting acquainted.
-- Heywood Broun
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