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#7338The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
#7339The woman you buy -- and she is the least expensive -- takes a great
deal of money. The woman who gives herself takes all your time.
-- Balzac
#7340There are a few things that never go out of style, and a feminine woman
is one of them.
-- Ralston
#7341There are four stages to a marriage. First there's the affair, then there's
the marriage, then children and finally the fourth stage, without which you
cannot know a woman, the divorce.
-- Norman Mailer
#7342There are three things I have always loved and never understood --
art, music, and women.
#7343There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them,
or turn them into literature.
-- Stephen Stills
#7344There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman -- before
marriage and after marriage.
#7345There goes the good time that was had by all.
-- Bette Davis, remarking on a passing starlet
#7346There is a vast difference between the savage and civilized man, but it
is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.
-- Helen Rowland
#7347There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools
to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it.
So it is written in the genetic cards -- only physics and war hold him in
check. And also the wife who wants him home by five, of course.
-- Encyclopadia Apocryphia, 1990 ed.
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