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#7358 | | This guy runs into his house and yells to his wife, "Kathy, pack up your bags! I just won the California lottery!" "Honey!", Kathy exclaims, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?" "I don't care," responds the husband. "just so long as you're out of the house by dinner!"
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#7359 | | 'Tis more blessed to give than receive; for example, wedding presents. -- H.L. Mencken
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#7360 | | To be beautiful is enough! if a woman can do that well who should demand more from her? You don't want a rose to sing. -- Thackeray
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#7361 | | To be considered successful, a woman must be much better at her job than a man would have to be. Fortunately, this isn't difficult.
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#7362 | | To be successful, a woman has to be much better at her job than a man. -- Golda Meir
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#7363 | | To err is human -- but it feels divine. -- Mae West
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#7364 | | To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends. -- Benjamin Franklin
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#7365 | | To many, total abstinence is easier than perfect moderation. -- St. Augustine
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#7366 | | To our sweethearts and wives. May they never meet. -- 19th century toast
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#7367 | | Today when a man gets married he gets a home, a housekeeper, a cook, a cheering squad and another paycheck. When a woman marries, she gets a boarder.
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