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#7368Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL.
-- Mae West
#7369Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your
own name.
-- Joan Rivers
#7370Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of
marriage make her something like a public building.
-- Oscar Wilde
#7371Two sure ways to tell a REALLY sexy man; the first is, he has a bad memory.
I forget the second.
#7372Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.
-- Richard Armour
#7373Valerie: Aww, Tom, you're going maudlin on me ...
Tom: I reserve the right to wax maudlin as I wane eloquent ...
-- Tom Chapin
#7374Very few modern women either like or desire marriage, especially after the
ceremony has been performed. Primarily women wish attention and affection.
Matrimony is something they accept when there is no alternative. Really,
it is a waste of time, and hazardous, to marry them. It leaves one open
to a rival. Husbands, good or bad, always have rivals. Lovers, never.
-- Helen Lawrenson, "Esquire"
#7375We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married
for four and a half years.
-- Nick Faldo
#7376We're all looking for a woman who can sit in a mini-skirt and talk
philosophy, executing both with confidence and style.
#7377Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood
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