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| #8703 | | When you dig another out of trouble, you've got a place to bury your own.
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| #8704 | | When you jump for joy, beware that no-one moves the ground from beneath
your feet.
-- Stanislaw Lem, "Unkempt Thoughts"
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| #8705 | | When you speak to others for their own good it's advice;
when they speak to you for your own good it's interference.
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| #8706 | | When you try to make an impression, the chances are that is the
impression you will make.
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| #8707 | | WHENEVER ANYBODY SAYS he's struggling to become a human being I have to
laugh because the apes beat him to it by about a million years. Struggle
to become a parrot or something.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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| #8708 | | Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.
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| #8709 | | Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
-- Oscar Wilde
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| #8710 | | Whenever someone tells you to take their advice, you can be pretty sure
that they're not using it.
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| #8711 | | ... whether it is better to spend a life not knowing what you want or to
spend a life knowing exactly what you want and that you will never have it.
-- Richard Shelton
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| #8712 | | While anyone can admit to themselves they were wrong, the true test is
admission to someone else.
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