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#7913He looked at me as if I were a side dish he hadn't ordered.
-- Ring Lardner
#7914He missed an invaluable opportunity to hold his tongue.
-- Andrew Lang
#7915He only knew his iron spine held up the sky -- he didn't realize his brain
had fallen to the ground.
-- The Book of Serenity
#7916He thinks by infection, catching an opinion like a cold.
#7917He walks as if balancing the family tree on his nose.
#7918He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
#7919He who always plows a straight furrow is in a rut.
#7920He who despises himself nevertheless esteems himself as a self-despiser.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
#7921He who hoots with owls by night cannot soar with eagles by day.
#7922He who is flogged by fate and laughs the louder is a masochist.
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