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| #8423 | | Some men love truth so much that they seem to be in continual fear
lest she should catch a cold on overexposure.
-- Samuel Butler
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| #8424 | | Some of the things that live the longest in peoples' memories never
really happened.
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| #8425 | | Some people around here wouldn't recognize subtlety if it hit them on the head.
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| #8426 | | Some people cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
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| #8427 | | Some people have a way about them that seems to say: "If I have
only one life to live, let me live it as a jerk."
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| #8428 | | Some people have parts that are so private they themselves have no
knowledge of them.
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| #8429 | | Some people's mouths work faster than their brains. They say things they
haven't even thought of yet.
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| #8430 | | Some rise by sin and some by virtue fall.
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| #8431 | | Someone will try to honk your nose today.
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| #8432 | | Something better...
1 (obvious): Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
2 (meteorological): Everybody take cover. She's going to blow.
3 (fashionable): You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore
something larger. Like ... Wyoming.
4 (personal): Well, here we are. Just the three of us.
5 (punctual): Alright gentlemen. Your nose was on time but you were fifteen
minutes late.
6 (envious): Oooo, I wish I were you. Gosh. To be able to smell your
own ear.
7 (naughty): Pardon me, Sir. Some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't
mind putting that thing away.
8 (philosophical): You know. It's not the size of a nose that's important.
It's what's in it that matters.
9 (humorous): Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and it's goodbye,
Seattle.
10 (commercial): Hi, I'm Earl Schibe and I can paint that nose for $39.95.
11 (polite): Ah. Would you mind not bobbing your head. The orchestra keeps
changing tempo.
12 (melodic): Everybody! "He's got the whole world in his nose."
-- Steve Martin, "Roxanne"
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