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| #8863 | | Speaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that's on sale.
After all, everyone knows a bargain dog never bites!
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| #8864 | | The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're
called. Cats take a message and get back to you.
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| #8865 | | The main problem I have with cats is, they're not dogs.
-- Kevin Cowherd
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| #8866 | | The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.
-- C. Schulz
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| #8867 | | There are many intelligent species in the universe, and they all own cats.
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| #8868 | | There's no use in having a dog and doing your own barking.
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| #8869 | | To err is human,
To purr feline.
-- Robert Byrne
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| #8870 | | When man calls an animal "vicious", he usually means that it will attempt
to defend itself when he tries to kill it.
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| #8871 | | When the fog came in on little cat feet last night, it left these little
muddy paw prints on the hood of my car.
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| #8872 | | Who loves me will also love my dog.
-- John Donne
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