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#9114If you wish to be happy for one hour, get drunk.
If you wish to be happy for three days, get married.
If you wish to be happy for a month, kill your pig and eat it.
If you wish to be happy forever, learn to fish.
-- Chinese Proverb
#9115If you wish to succeed, consult three old people.
#9116If you would keep a secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend.
#9117In charity there is no excess.
-- Francis Bacon
#9118In God we trust; all else we walk through.
#9119In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.
-- Benjamin Franklin
#9120Inspiration without perspiration is usually sterile.
#9121Integrity has no need for rules.
#9122It doesn't matter whether you win or lose -- until you lose.
#9123It is a poor judge who cannot award a prize.
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