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#9541 | | I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half. -- Jay Gould
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#9542 | | I don't care how poor and inefficient a little country is; they like to run their own business. I know men that would make my wife a better husband than I am; but, darn it, I'm not going to give her to 'em. -- The Best of Will Rogers
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#9543 | | "I don't care who does the electing as long as I get to do the nominating." -- Boss Tweed
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#9544 | | I don't like the Dutchman. He's a crocodile. He's sneaky. I don't trust him. -- Jack "Legs" Diamond, just before a peace conference with Dutch Schultz.
I don't trust Legs. He's nuts. He gets excited and starts pulling a trigger like another guy wipes his nose. -- Dutch Schultz, just before a peace conference with "Legs" Diamond.
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#9545 | | I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. -- Victor Hugo
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#9546 | | I DON'T THINK I'M ALONE when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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#9547 | | I find this corpse guilty of carrying a concealed weapon and I fine it $40. -- Judge Roy Bean, finding a pistol and $40 on a man he'd just shot.
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#9548 | | I found Rome a city of bricks and left it a city of marble. -- Augustus Caesar
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#9549 | | I have a dream. I have a dream that one day, on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slaveowners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood. -- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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#9550 | | I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother. -- Artemus Ward
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