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| #10001 | | We should be glad we're living in the time that we are. If any of us had been
born into a more enlightened age, I'm sure we would have immediately been taken
out and shot.
-- Strange de Jim
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| #10002 | | We should have a great many fewer disputes in the world if only words were
taken for what they are, the signs of our ideas only, and not for things
themselves.
-- John Locke
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| #10003 | | We should have a Vollyballocracy. We elect a six-pack of presidents.
Each one serves until they screw up, at which point they rotate.
-- Dennis Miller
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| #10004 | | We the unwilling, led by the ungrateful, are doing the impossible.
We've done so much, for so long, with so little,
that we are now qualified to do something with nothing.
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| #10005 | | We totally deny the allegations, and we're trying to identify the allegators.
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| #10006 | | We tried to close Ohio's borders and ran into a Constitutional problem.
There's a provision in the Constitution that says you can't close your
borders to interstate commerce, and garbage is a form of interstate commerce.
-- Ohio Lt. Governor Paul Leonard
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| #10007 | | We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel
a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.
-- Dave Barry
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| #10008 | | Well, don't worry about it... It's nothing.
-- Lieutenant Kermit Tyler (Duty Officer of Shafter Information
Center, Hawaii), upon being informed that Private Joseph
Lockard had picked up a radar signal of what appeared to be
at least 50 planes soaring toward Oahu at almost 180 miles
per hour, December 7, 1941.
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| #10009 | | Well, he didn't know what to do, so he decided to look at the government,
to see what they did, and scale it down and run his life that way.
-- Laurie Anderson
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| #10010 | | What a strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
-- WOP, "War Games"
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