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#10180 | | "Consider a spherical bear, in simple harmonic motion..." -- Professor in the UCB physics department
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#10181 | | "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!" -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking Glass"
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#10182 | | "Deep" is a word like "theory" or "semantic" -- it implies all sorts of marvelous things. It's one thing to be able to say "I've got a theory", quite another to say "I've got a semantic theory", but, ah, those who can claim "I've got a deep semantic theory", they are truly blessed. -- Randy Davis
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#10183 | | Did you hear that there's a group of South American Indians that worship the number zero?
Is nothing sacred?
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#10184 | | Did you hear that two rabbits escaped from the zoo and so far they have only recaptured 116 of them?
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#10185 | | Did you know that if you took all the economists in the world and lined them up end to end, they'd still point in the wrong direction?
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#10186 | | Dimensions will always be expressed in the least usable term, convertible only through the use of weird and unnatural conversion factors. Velocity, for example, will be expressed in furlongs per fortnight.
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#10187 | | Dinosaurs aren't extinct. They've just learned to hide in the trees.
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#10188 | | Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
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#10189 | | Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together ... -- Carl Zwanzig
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