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| #10400 | | Nondeterminism means never having to say you are wrong.
| | #10401 | | Nonsense. Space is blue and birds fly through it. -- Heisenberg
| | #10402 | | Not far from here, by a white sun, behind a green star, lived the Steelypips, illustrious, industrious, and they hadn't a care: no spats in their vats, no rules, no schools, no gloom, no evil influence of the moon, no trouble from matter or antimatter -- for they had a machine, a dream of a machine, with springs and gears and perfect in every respect. And they lived with it, and on it, and under it, and inside it, for it was all they had -- first they saved up all their atoms, then they put them all together, and if one didn't fit, why they chipped at it a bit, and everything was just fine ... -- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad"
| | #10403 | | Nothing is faster than the speed of light ...
To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before the light comes on.
| | #10404 | | Nothing is rich but the inexhaustible wealth of nature. She shows us only surfaces, but she is a million fathoms deep. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
| | #10405 | | Nuclear powered vacuuum cleaners will probably be a reality within 10 years. -- Alex Lewyt (President of the Lewyt Corporation, manufacturers of vacuum cleaners), quoted in The New York Times, June 10, 1955.
| | #10406 | | Numeric stability is probably not all that important when you're guessing.
| | #10407 | | "Obviously, a major malfunction has occurred." -- Steve Nesbitt, voice of Mission Control, January 28, 1986, as the shuttle Challenger exploded within view of the grandstands.
| | #10408 | | Of course you can't flap your arms and fly to the moon. After a while you'd run out of air to push against.
| | #10409 | | Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lampposts -- for support rather than illumination.
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