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#10460Round Numbers are always false.
-- Samuel Johnson
#10461Saliva causes cancer, but only if swallowed in small amounts over a long
period of time.
-- George Carlin
#10462Science and religion are in full accord but science and faith are in complete
discord.
#10463Science is built up of facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection
of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house.
-- Jules Henri Poincar'e
#10464Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
#10465Science may someday discover what faith has always known.
#10466Scientists are people who build the Brooklyn Bridge and then buy it.
-- William Buckley
#10467Sentient plasmoids are a gas.
#10468Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
#10469So as your consumer electronics adviser, I am advising you to donate your
current VCR to a grate resident, who will laugh sardonically and hurl it
into a dumpster. Then I want you to go out and purchase a vast array of
8-millimeter video equipment.

... OK! Got everything? Well, *too bad, sucker*, because while you were
gone the electronics industry came up with an even newer format that makes
your 8-millimeter VCR look as technologically advanced as toenail dirt.
This format is called "3.5 hectare" and it will not be made available until
it is outmoded, sometime early next week, by a format called "Elroy", so
*order yours now*.
-- Dave Barry, "No Surrender in the Electronics Revolution"
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