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| #971 | | Drilling for oil is boring.
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| #972 | | Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends.
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| #973 | | Ernest asks Frank how long he has been working for the company.
"Ever since they threatened to fire me."
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| #974 | | Ever notice that even the busiest people are never too busy to tell you
just how busy they are?
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| #975 | | Every cloud has a silver lining; you should have sold it, and bought titanium.
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| #976 | | "Every man has his price. Mine is $3.95."
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| #977 | | Every man thinks God is on his side. The rich and powerful know that he is.
-- Jean Anouilh, "The Lark"
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| #978 | | Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster
than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a lion wakes up.
It knows it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death.
It doesn't matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle: when the sun comes
up, you'd better be running.
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| #979 | | "Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the
richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work"
-- Robert Orben
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| #980 | | Every successful person has had failures but repeated failure is no
guarantee of eventual success.
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