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| #1351 | | The possession of a book becomes a substitute for reading it.
-- Anthony Burgess
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| #1352 | | The price one pays for pursuing any profession, or calling, is an intimate
knowledge of its ugly side.
-- James Baldwin
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| #1353 | | The primary cause of failure in electrical appliances is an expired
warranty. Often, you can get an appliance running again simply by changing
the warranty expiration date with a 15/64-inch felt-tipped marker.
-- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"
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| #1354 | | The problem that we thought was a problem was, indeed, a problem, but
not the problem we thought was the problem.
-- Mike Smith
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| #1355 | | The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people
worry than work.
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| #1356 | | The reward for working hard is more hard work.
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| #1357 | | The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.
-- Emerson
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| #1358 | | The rich get rich, and the poor get poorer.
The haves get more, the have-nots die.
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| #1359 | | The rights and interests of the laboring man will be protected and cared
for not by our labor agitators, but by the Christian men to whom God in his
infinite wisdom has given control of property interests of the country, and
upon the successful management of which so much remains.
-- George F. Baer, railroad industrialist
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| #1360 | | The road to ruin is always in good repair, and the travellers pay the
expense of it.
-- Josh Billings
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