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| #991 | | Fear is the greatest salesman.
-- Robert Klein
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| #992 | | Feel disillusioned? I've got some great new illusions, right here!
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| #993 | | For every bloke who makes his mark, there's half a dozen waiting to rub it out.
-- Andy Capp
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| #994 | | Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
-- Thomas Alva Edison
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| #995 | | Genius is ten percent inspiration and fifty percent capital gains.
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| #996 | | Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules.
Corollary:
Following the rules will not get the job done.
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| #997 | | "Given the choice between accomplishing something and just lying around,
I'd rather lie around. No contest."
-- Eric Clapton
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| #998 | | God help those who do not help themselves.
-- Wilson Mizner
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| #999 | | God helps them that help themselves.
-- Benjamin Franklin, "Poor Richard's Almanac"
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| #1000 | | Good day to avoid cops. Crawl to work.
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