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#1001Good salesmen and good repairmen will never go hungry.
-- R.E. Schenk
#1002Happiness is a positive cash flow.
#1003Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
-- Charlie McCarthy
#1004Have you ever noticed that the people who are always trying to tell you
`there's a time for work and a time for play' never find the time for play?
#1005He has not acquired a fortune; the fortune has acquired him.
-- Bion
#1006He who has but four and spends five has no need for a wallet.
#1007He who is content with his lot probably has a lot.
#1008He who steps on others to reach the top has good balance.
#1009"Here at the Phone Company, we serve all kinds of people; from
Presidents and Kings to the scum of the earth ..."
#1010 "Hey, Sam, how about a loan?"
"Whattaya need?"
"Oh, about $500."
"Whattaya got for collateral?"
"Whattaya need?"
"How about an eye?"
-- Sam Giancana
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