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| #10231 | | God doesn't play dice.
-- Albert Einstein
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| #10232 | | God made the integers; all else is the work of Man.
-- Kronecker
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| #10233 | | God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday,
and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.
-- William Bragg
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| #10234 | | Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
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| #10235 | | Good morning. This is the telephone company. Due to repairs, we're
giving you advance notice that your service will be cut off indefinitely
at ten o'clock. That's two minutes from now.
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| #10236 | | Gosh that takes me back... or is it forward? That's the trouble with
time travel, you never can tell."
-- Doctor Who, "Androids of Tara"
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| #10237 | | Got Mole problems? Call Avogadro at 6.02 x 10^23.
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| #10238 | | Gravity brings me down.
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| #10239 | | Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.
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| #10240 | | GREAT MOMENTS IN HISTORY (#7): April 2, 1751
Issac Newton becomes discouraged when he falls up a flight of stairs.
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