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| #10781 | | Q: What's a light-year?
A: One-third less calories than a regular year.
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| #10782 | | Q: What's a WASP's idea of open-mindedness?
A: Dating a Canadian.
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| #10783 | | Q: What's buried in Grant's tomb?
A: A corpse.
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| #10784 | | Q: What's hard going in and soft and sticky coming out?
A: Chewing gum.
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| #10785 | | Q: What's tan and black and looks great on a lawyer?
A: A doberman.
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| #10786 | | Q: What's the contour integral around Western Europe?
A: Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe!
Addendum: Actually, there ARE some Poles in Western Europe, but they
are removable!
Q: An English mathematician (I forgot who) was asked by his
very religious colleague: Do you believe in one God?
A: Yes, up to isomorphism!
Q: What is a compact city?
A: It's a city that can be guarded by finitely many near-sighted
policemen!
-- Peter Lax
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| #10787 | | Q: What's the difference betweeen USL and the Graf Zeppelin?
A: The Graf Zeppelin represented cutting edge technology for its time.
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| #10788 | | Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead
lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
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| #10789 | | Q: What's the difference between a duck and an elephant?
A: You can't get down off an elephant.
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| #10790 | | Q: What's the difference between a Mac and an Etch-a-Sketch?
A: You don't have to shake the Mac to clear the screen.
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