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#1211Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in high spirits.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson
#1212Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is
they charge fifteen cents for them.
#1213Our policy is, when in doubt, do the right thing.
-- Roy L. Ash, ex-president, Litton Industries
#1214Overdrawn? But I still have checks left!
#1215Owe no man any thing...
-- Romans 13:8
#1216People are always available for work in the past tense.
#1217People seem to think that the blanket phrase, "I only work here," absolves
them utterly from any moral obligation in terms of the public -- but this
was precisely Eichmann's excuse for his job in the concentration camps.
#1218People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
#1219Please keep your hands off the secretary's reproducing equipment.
#1220Please try to limit the amount of "this room doesn't have any bazingas"
until you are told that those rooms are "punched out." Once punched out,
we have a right to complain about atrocities, missing bazingas, and such.
-- N. Meyrowitz
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