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#1221 Plumbing is one of the easier of do-it-yourself activities,
requiring only a few simple tools and a willingness to stick your arm into a
clogged toilet. In fact, you can solve many home plumbing problems, such as
annoying faucet drip, merely by turning up the radio. But before we get
into specific techniques, let's look at how plumbing works.
A plumbing system is very much like your electrical system, except
that instead of electricity, it has water, and instead of wires, it has
pipes, and instead of radios and waffle irons, it has faucets and toilets.
So the truth is that your plumbing systems is nothing at all like your
electrical system, which is good, because electricity can kill you.
-- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"
#1222Porsche: there simply is no substitute.
-- Risky Business
#1223Possessions increase to fill the space available for their storage.
-- Ryan
#1224Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little
more time for dreaming.
-- J. P. McEvoy
#1225Promise her anything, but give her Exxon unleaded.
#1226Promising costs nothing, it's the delivering that kills you.
#1227Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
#1228Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.
#1229Put your best foot forward. Or just call in and say you're sick.
#1230Put your Nose to the Grindstone!
-- Amalgamated Plastic Surgeons and Toolmakers, Ltd.
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