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#1371The trouble with a lot of self-made men is that they worship their creator.
#1372The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.
#1373The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
-- Franklin P. Jones
#1374The trouble with being punctual is that people think you have nothing more
important to do.
#1375The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody
appreciates how difficult it was.
#1376The trouble with money is it costs too much!
#1377The trouble with opportunity is that it always comes disguised as hard work.
-- Herbert V. Prochnow
#1378The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin
#1379The two most beautiful words in the English language are "Cheque Enclosed."
-- Dorothy Parker
#1380The use of money is all the advantage there is to having money.
-- B. Franklin
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